And what was her birthday wish?
To massacre beautiful, magical, totally awesome Unicorns!
Tsk, tsk...
With zombies? Pshaw...
Bring it on baby!!!!
Sterling, Zombie head hunter
Sterling, named for his unique sterling silver horn, was a natural at zombie hunting. He came from a large family of zombie hunters.
Although he was well known locally, it wasn't until a group of grateful dwarves, saved from a disgusting infestation of filthy zombie nomads, gifted him with an unbreakable, dwarven-steel (is that a word?) horn attachment that prevented anything from getting too close to his face, that his true calling was made apparent.
Sterling became a zombie head hunter! We all know that zombies have a hard time staying down, due to the fact they're already dead... goring, stomping and tearing apart just takes too darn long... But! pop that head off, and the body has no chance! Sterling's perfect aim and a quick twist, whip of the neck, and the head pops right off! The special attachment to his horn grips the head and keep's Sterling's eyes free and clear... ; )
So, watch out Team Zombie... Sterling's looking to add to his collection....
Happy Birthday my friend!




Yes!
ReplyDeleteYEs!
THis is the kind of awesome stuff i am *talking* about!
yes!
wrong team, but Yes! anyway!
:) Very cool Lotus, even though I am on Team Zombie, I love your zombie.
ReplyDeleteAllright! Go team Unicorn! :) Let's kill those rotting suckers. :))
ReplyDeleteGo Team Unicorn!!!
ReplyDeletehahaha!!!!
ReplyDeletewow, way to go team unicorn!
ReplyDeleteThis is great! Love the pic of the horn aimed for the brain eating zombie!
ReplyDeleteLol...unicorn vs zombie!
ReplyDeleteWhy am I here, the party is over RIGHT?? Well I was on holiday, or sorta like rehab for those addicted to internet!!! I had NO ACCESS I started to read - but my mind kept wandering back to unread posts, unicorns & zombies... and although there is no cake left, I am still (at zombie pace) v i s i t i n g :) Sterling rocks & love the zom... WATCH OUT ZOM!!!!!
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